Sunday, March 19, 2006

Spam Spam Spam Spam(NO-EURO NO-EURO NO-EURO NO-EURO...) •T¹º•

Non posso fare a meno di dedicare un’altra immagine a Barxone… dopo la serata di ieri, ci voleva proprio!

NO EURO
(clicca sull'immagine per ingrandire!)

Abbiamo girato per tutta la seconda serata per le stradine di Como, osservando ogni lampione, alla ricerca di un adesivo NO EURO…ma i pali della luce sono monopolizzati dagli adesivi della Lega Nord…ce n’è almeno uno per palo…in alcuni casi si arriva fino a 7!!!

Poi ho trovato questo sketch, il “Monty Python's Spam”, che spiega l’origine della parola spam per definire le fastidiose email che ti arrivano quotidianamente (sì, tipo quelle con tutte le barzellette)…(sembra lungo, ma si legge in un attimo!)

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings
: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress
: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife
: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress
: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife
: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife
: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man
: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings
: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife
: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress
: Urgghh!
Wife
: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings
: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress
: Shut up!
Vikings
: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man
: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress
: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man
: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings
: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Qui c’è la traduzione in italiano.


AZIONE DEL GIORNO: non gettare rifiuti nei tombini!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Auguri Spongebooooob!!!

Dopo mille e più anni…e dopo un post terribilmente brutto da lasciare come ultimo, rieccomi qui! Ritorno alla vita civile dopo settimane di assenza…In realtà scrivo qui più per le insistenti richieste da parte dei cari lettori, più che per necessità o perché abbia davvero qualcosa da dire… Devo parlare un po’ del più e del meno? Noooo…sarebbe troppo anche per me! Posso inserire un’immagine che ora andrò a cercare (sigh! Com’è avvilente cercare immagini con il 56k!!!)… Eccola qua, dedicata tutta a Barxuno:

Fuck you Barxuno!
Domani la GABRUI si laurea!!! Farò un po’ di foto, ma credo di farle con la macchina normale…se riesco a portare anche la digitale, domani sera ne posto un paio!


AZIONE DEL GIORNO: privilegiare i prodotti con meno imballaggi!